Those Three Words

There are three words that you don’t tend to hear all together at the same time: apple mac repair. Why is that? Is that because Apple’s are much smoother and better than PCs and don’t break down ever (so the legend has it...)? Or is it because these three words are whispered in dark corners of the planet, by people who love Apple’s and don’t want to see Apple’s reputation as perfectly engineered beasts tarnished? Hmm, probably. That’s my theory, anyway, and until I see further proof brought to my attention that’s staying.

Me, I have some shocking news for you: I have a PC and have always had a PC: worse, I have never even been within five feet of a Mac and have never caressed the sultry keyboards that are said to be housed upon them. In fact, even worse, worse times infinity, I have just bought a brand NEW PC, and get this? I didn’t even consider buying a Mac!

See, to my mind, a computer is a computer, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with the new Windows 7 operating system. It’s smooth, fast, and altogether reliable...So far at least...

So why, then, is there such a war going on? And I do mean WAR. If I am in the same pub as people with Mac’s then I genuinely fear for my and my family’s safety if they look over and see my computer lacking the legendary Apple sign on the front. And I wish it didn’t have to be that way, I wish I didn’t have to feel afraid when carrying my PC laptop in busy crowds in public, but alas, that is the way it always has been, the way it always can only be.